galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

superwholocked221b:

theoriginalirregulars:

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ANDERSON’S REACTION WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHERLOCK ISN’T DEAD.

ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR

phione:

if i were a boss in a video game this would be my final form

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls